"You know when you're over at a girl's apartment, and you think she might want to make out, so you excuse yourself to the restroom to "freshen up"? If she's young, single, and living in the city, then odds are she has at least one roommate. Desire as you may to brush your teeth, you don't want to use some mystery tootbrush from her bathroom sink, so you end up doing what every self respecting young man does: squirting a little toothpaste on to your finger and pushing it around your teeth using your tongue. You swish some water around, flush the toilet you didn't use, and go back to the potential make out girl. That powerful wintergreen toothpase grit caulked in between your teeth because you didn't really brush won't be fooling anyone, but if you're lucky, she might appreciate the effort.
This is exactly how Hot Tamales Ice taste, the key difference being that you're not about to make out with some girl, you're alone in a cubicle eating fucking toothpaste."
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